Words, Words, Words

"Finally my father yielded, although it was agreed that Sammy Davis, Junior, Junior must don a special shirt that Father would have fabricated, which would say: OFFICIOUS SEEING-EYE BITCH OF HERITAGE TOURING.
This was so she would appear professional."

Everything is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer



February 23
aproperroman a réagi à votre billet : Next person who stresses me out is going to get slapped.
Kaitlin, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Kaitlin? Kaitlin, are you okay? Will you tell us that you’re okay? YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY, YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!

I’m going to save up my money, fly to the West coast, and slap you so hard that someone a mile away will feel it. Then, I will go up to Portland, buy a few doughnuts, and fly back home.